iPhone 5? yeah... not even close to JARVIS

Talk to the hand, No, seriously, it has voice sensors

Brother wait! We must look both ways before crossing the street.

Brother kills 80 people in 2 days, PUTS MUZZLE ON HIM

I'm tired of these Motherfucking planes, on my Motherfucking bigger plane

We bend metal. Bitch, please. Bite my shiny metal ass!

This is bullshit, you can't ground Spider-Man

Why cant I be in Avengers? Those Jerks!

Failing you're doing it right

I'll start my own Avengers team with the Ninja Turtles

I want you to join my Army

That's my secret, Captain, My body is always ready

FANGIRLS, FANGIRLS Everywhere

Channel surfed, found X-Men

If Thor gets cake, we all want cake

What is better the Avengers or Batman.. Batman kicks more ass bitches

I hope to see Batman, in the Avengers Movie!!

Never forgave parents for getting himn that Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

Iron Man, is ready to save Gotham City

I'm the best there is at what I do, which gets me nothing but coal come X-MAS. Thanks, St. Nick. Thanks a lot.