When I laugh at jokes from the internet, I don't actually laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose or mouth than usual

What have you dond in your life? Didn't you read my tweets?

The internet reacts to a joke, LMAO, This is offensive, so going on my blog, I'm offended. I didn't get it, therefore it is stupid, I can make a meme at this

Dad! Come here you'll never believe what they can do online now. What? What is it? Where is it? Just keep looking real close, ok?

Sorry, we can't e-mail your pizza as attachment

What am I doing? I'm printing out all your emails so I can tear them up, that's what I'm doing

To leave a message, press 1, for technical support, press 2. To send a mild electric shock to our customer relations manager, press 3

Internet Reality

Welcome to the first sex site with sound!

You're a model? Cool! I'm a Chippendale's dancer, I also race speed boats what's your sign?

I just bought some shoes at the store, LOL! you should watch that shoes video on youtube, Ok.

Human bomb class: Pay attention, because I'm only going to do this once ok?

Thought for the day, never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from!!

I don't like calling you down here any more than you like coming, so juts stop whining and get the damn thing working again. Seriously, you tech support people are the worst

Modern warefare. It's for twits... Stop or I'll shoot! Stop or I'll Tweet!

Ugh, I'm so irresponsible all I do is browse the internet and waste money, Dude, were mere-people we don't have the internet or money. Oh yeah! Now worries forever

RAT TRAP: Look Cheese! HUMAN TRAP: Look, an internet connection!

Swap Uniforms of Avengers

Are you ready... For some roack + roll? What's Rihanna's favourite fruit? ready? Ba-Na-Na what's my name

Wake Up!!