Monday, September 30, 2013

There's a new TV show in Britain that shows people having sex in front of a live studio audience. It started out as a regular talk show, but everyone just really hit it off.

There's a new TV show in Britain that shows people having sex in front of a live studio audience. It started out as a regular talk show, but everyone just really hit it off.

In South Carolina, the winner for the 400$ million dollar Powerball lottery has chosen to remain anonymous. However, I'm guessing it's that cashier at Cracker Barrel with the Learjet.

In South Carolina, the winner for the 400$ million dollar Powerball lottery has chosen to remain anonymous. However, I'm guessing it's that cashier at Cracker Barrel with the Learjet.

In India, a doctor became the second person in the world to perform surgery while wearing Google Glass. And his patient became the first person to die because his doctor was wearing Google Glass.

In India, a doctor became the second person in the world to perform surgery while wearing Google Glass. And his patient became the first person to die because his doctor was wearing Google Glass.

In a new interview, Miley Cyrus says she will "probably never twerk again." Miley said, "There's too many other things I want to try once and do badly."

In a new interview, Miley Cyrus says she will "probably never twerk again." Miley said, "There's too many other things I want to try once and do badly."

A new report finds Los Angeles to be one of the most energy-wasting cities in the country. The main culprit? My applause sign.

A new report finds Los Angeles to be one of the most energy-wasting cities in the country. The main culprit? My applause sign.

Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at Denny's sober.

Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe that middle age begins the first time you eat at Denny's sober.

Today, Charlie Sheen showed up at an LA courthouse for jury duty. Out of habit, Sheen pled not guilty.

Today, Charlie Sheen showed up at an LA courthouse for jury duty. Out of habit, Sheen pled not guilty.

This Sunday is the very last "Breaking Bad." From now on, if you want to see psychotic murderers attack each other on a Sunday, you'll have to watch the NFL.

This Sunday is the very last "Breaking Bad." From now on, if you want to see psychotic murderers attack each other on a Sunday, you'll have to watch the NFL.

The NBA is considering introducing jerseys with players' nicknames rather than their last names. Players like the nickname jerseys becuase it's easier for fants to relate to them and harder for women looking for child support to find them.

The NBA is considering introducing jerseys with players' nicknames rather than their last names. Players like the nickname jerseys becuase it's easier for fants to relate to them and harder for women looking for child support to find them.

The former CEO of Trader Joe's is opening a new store that will sell expired food. After hearing this, people at 7-Eleven said, "Hey-that's our strategy!"

The former CEO of Trader Joe's is opening a new store that will sell expired food. After hearing this, people at 7-Eleven said, "Hey-that's our strategy!"

Miley Cyrus went skydiving for the first time. Actually, she just started twerking on a plane and the other passengers threw her off.

Miley Cyrus went skydiving for the first time. Actually, she just started twerking on a plane and the other passengers threw her off.

It's been discovered that the iPhone 5s fingerprint sensor will also recognize nipples. So now you can use the line, "is it cold in here, or are you just trying to unlock your iPhone?"

It's been discovered that the iPhone 5s fingerprint sensor will also recognize nipples. So now you can use the line, "is it cold in here, or are you just trying to unlock your iPhone?"

In a recent interview, Miley Cyrus said she wasn't trying to be sexy at the VMAs. On behalf of everyone, I'd like to say, "Mission accomplished."

In a recent interview, Miley Cyrus said she wasn't trying to be sexy at the VMAs. On behalf of everyone, I'd like to say, "Mission accomplished."

At the United Nations General Assembly, people are wondering if President Obama will shake hands with the President of Iran. Some experts say Obama should politely decline, while others think he should do the old "smoothing out for the hair" fake out.

At the United Nations General Assembly, people are wondering if President Obama will shake hands with the President of Iran. Some experts say Obama should politely decline, while others think he should do the old "smoothing out for the hair" fake out.

Analysts say that Apple's actual manufacturing cost for the iPhone is $199. That's just parts - when you add in the labor, it's $200

Analysts say that Apple's actual manufacturing cost for the iPhone is $199. That's just parts - when you add in the labor, it's $200

An NFL star receiver was injured after a stripper hit him over the head with a champagne bottle. The good news is, if he's on your fantasy football team, getting bashed in the head by a stripper is worth 25 points.

An NFL star receiver was injured after a stripper hit him over the head with a champagne bottle. The good news is, if he's on your fantasy football team, getting bashed in the head by a stripper is worth 25 points.

Thanks to "Breaking Bad," the ratings for AMC have skyrocketed. And you know what else has skyrocketed? The number of high school kids now taking chemistry.

Thanks to "Breaking Bad," the ratings for AMC have skyrocketed. And you know what else has skyrocketed? The number of high school kids now taking chemistry.

The co-founder of Google and his wife have split up. When asked why, he said, "Search me"


Talked to the guy in charge of milk expiration dates. he said he just uses relatives birthdays.

Talked to the guy in charge of milk expiration dates. he said he just uses relatives birthdays.

Finally reached 'Premier Elite Executive Diamond Platinum My Life is Empty' status on American Airlines.

Finally reached 'Premier Elite Executive Diamond Platinum My Life is Empty' status on American Airlines.

Jabba made me wear a gold bikini. That's cute.

Jabba made me wear a gold bikini. That's cute.

If you're saying that I play favorites, You're wrong. I love all my children equally. Earlier that day, I don't care for GOB

If you're saying that I play favorites, You're wrong. I love all my children equally. Earlier that day, I don't care for GOB

50% Stark, 50% Targaryen.

50% Stark, 50% Targaryen.

You know you are awesome, when you nuke your enemies with medieval technology

You know you are awesome, when you nuke your enemies with medieval technology

Either we go to check e cheese or everyone dies

Either we go to check e cheese or everyone dies

So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't HODOR

So we put our hands up like the ceiling can't HODOR

I lost the use of my legs, That's cute

I lost the use of my legs, That's cute

I'm not touching you

I'm not touching you

Investigating mysterious death of your predecessor? Follow his exact steps precisely so everyone can see what you're up to

Investigating mysterious death of your predecessor? Follow his exact steps precisely so everyone can see what you're up to

If you haven't called Joffrey Baratheon Every Bad name that you can think of... You might just be him or You're just as evil as him

If you haven't called Joffrey Baratheon Every Bad name that you can think of... You might just be him or You're just as evil as him

BC, Literally!

BC, Literally!

I am Daenerys Targaryen, The Dragonborn, B*tch! Please!


Command army of fierce warriors, die of infected booboo

Command army of fierce warriors, die of infected booboo

Command army of fierce warriors, die of infected booboo

Command army of fierce warriors, die of infected booboo

Is made to marry a 13 year old girl, doesn't have s** with her

Is made to marry a 13 year old girl, doesn't have s** with her

Dragons are coming

Dragons are coming

We are never ever ever getting back together


Promise mother you won't climb, Climb tower, Impregnated by brother three times, Happy About it, Member of Prestigious house? Dedicate life to freezing and not having sex, Wealthy knight that could have any woman, f*** Sister

Promise mother you won't climb, Climb tower, Impregnated by brother three times, Happy About it, Member of Prestigious house? Dedicate life to freezing and not having sex, Wealthy knight that could have any woman, f*** Sister

Has spent months in the coldest part of westeros with barely something to eat, Still Fat


HODOR, HODOR


You can't spell Pimp without the imp


One does not simply, wait 306 days for Game of Thrones Season 3


I Worship the Old Gods, You've probably never heard of them


Drogon, I choose you!


They said I could be anything, So I Became a Douche


Mother of Humans? Too Mainstream.


Moral of the Story: Listen to your Mother


You have a favorite character? Not Anymore


Read Game of Thrones, Before it went Mainstream


Reads the book, just to spoil every detail of the story


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