Thursday, October 3, 2013

Breaking Bad, I mean just look at me now

Breaking Bad, I mean just look at me now

The jesse Pinkman guide, to identifying b****

The jesse Pinkman guide, to identifying b****

RB Battery Dies? Build a robot, B***

RB Battery Dies? Build a robot, B***

F*** B*** Get money

F*** B*** Get money

When's breakfast? Junior, it's 5 f*** PM

When's breakfast? Junior, it's 5 f*** PM

Hector Salamanca? That name rings a bell

Hector Salamanca? That name rings a bell

She made me an omelet, I couldn't refuse

She made me an omelet, I couldn't refuse

I gotta do it man

I gotta do it man

EMMY ME! B***

EMMY ME! B***

When in doubt, purple, your memes are bad, and you should break

When in doubt, purple, your memes are bad, and you should break

Takes a shit, solves the case

Takes a shit, solves the case

Stay for dinner he said, it'll be fun he said

Stay for dinner he said, it'll be fun he said

Bryan Cranston played two different Power Ranger willains in 1993

Bryan Cranston played two different Power Ranger willains in 1993

He has seen your internet search history

He has seen your internet search history

Am I the only one who doesn't watch breaking bad

Am I the only one who doesn't watch breaking bad

You brought a METH LAB to the AIRPORT?

You brought a METH LAB to the AIRPORT?

I am the ding-dang-diddly danger!

I am the ding-dang-diddly danger!

Mr. White.. he's the devil, I'll take that as a compliment

Mr. White.. he's the devil, I'll take that as a compliment

Smell my finger

Smell my finger

Hey Girl, Can I see your beyonce Impression one more time?

Hey Girl, Can I see your beyonce Impression one more time?

So you're telling me, you never made a meme on www.toothirsty.com

So you're telling me, you never made a meme on www.toothirsty.com

Yo Star Wars Fans, Imma wish the fourth be with you and all, but Star Trek is the best Sci Fi Series ever

Yo Star Wars Fans, Imma wish the fourth be with you and all, but Star Trek is the best Sci Fi Series ever

I don't always kill hipsters, but when I do I drown them in the main stream

I don't always kill hipsters, but when I do I drown them in the main stream

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it didn't end like dexter

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it didn't end like dexter

What is this you send me

What is this you send me

I gave that b*** some ricin... b*** love ricin

I gave that b*** some ricin... b*** love ricin

No, Half measures

No, Half measures

No, Half measures

No, Half measures

Our Children aren't safe here, They're staying with their uncle who was recently crippled in an international assassination attempt by axe-wielding mass-murderers as revenge for killing their psychotic drug lord cousin

Our Children aren't safe here, They're staying with their uncle who was recently crippled in an international assassination attempt by axe-wielding mass-murderers as revenge for killing their psychotic drug lord cousin

Yo, Gatorade Me, B***

Yo, Gatorade Me, B***

Now that we're in charge, nobody else is getting killed, Kills Mike

Now that we're in charge, nobody else is getting killed, Kills Mike

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Hi, I'm having some trouble with my governm-, have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hi, I'm having some trouble with my governm-, have you tried turning it off and on again?

W.W.? You got me

W.W.? You got me

NO! I am the one who knocks

NO! I am the one who knocks

All hail the king.. Breaking Bad

All hail the king.. Breaking Bad

My love is 99.1% Pure

My love is 99.1% Pure

Introducing... the Heisenburger

Introducing... the Heisenburger

When boys can cook

When boys can cook

I don't believe feat to be an effective motivator, I will kill your entire family

I don't believe feat to be an effective motivator, I will kill your entire family

Trick or treat?? no, we want meth

Trick or treat?? no, we want meth

It says stop for a reason, it's a stop sign, b****

It says stop for a reason, it's a stop sign, b****

Tells walt she doesn't know who he is anymore, gets unrecognizably fat

Tells walt she doesn't know who he is anymore, gets unrecognizably fat

The real life two face

The real life two face

When someone says something will not happen. It Happens

When someone says something will not happen. It Happens

If I give really good advice to really bad people, does that mean I'm a bad lawyer?

If I give really good advice to really bad people, does that mean I'm a bad lawyer?

That show's methed up

That show's methed up

METH, Not even once

METH, Not even once

Everything is foreshadowing, nothing is coincidence

Everything is foreshadowing, nothing is coincidencem

F**KING MAGNETS, How do they work?

F**KING MAGNETS, How do they work?

Change Equation, Breaking Bad

Change Equation, Breaking Bad
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